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By Anonymous - 05/10/2011 05:28 - United States

Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2014 03:33 - United States - Butler

Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML

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fallsupstairs 6

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:10

Why didn't she go through the trash herself?

kickazz16 15

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:07

Shit happens, but hey you were kind enough to do it, so thanks for being a great person :)

Comments

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:43

thick gloves?

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:45

Sucks op.. Should've made her dig for it!

RaquelW 7

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:46

symbolic irony.

mistersheezy 7

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:49

Dude that sucks!

ScarletBloom 14

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:53

I'm glad to know that such a kind person still still exist. I though it has been wiped off from the face of the earth. I salute you!

jeinnor 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:09

U made me realise that she did do something nice. Thx for that.

tayza249 20

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:57

Should have made her find it herself. I'm sure that searching through garbage is NOT part of your job description!

hungarianmaori1 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:21

At least she didn't drop it in a porta-loo meaning you didn't have to look through a whole container of sewerage..

Gloria_GDA 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:22

Woooowwww she is lazy

dadof2 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:23

ummmm not your job she should not have taken it off that would be the only way to actually throw it away and mabe she was tryin to get closer to you just mabe

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 5 October 2011 14:15

You could get a plastic / rubber spacer to put on the bottom of the ring near your palm. This would take up some extra room and make the ring feel smaller since you can't resize it.

dadof2 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:28

heres a thought they do sell pieces that go on the ring to resize it cheap and easy but i guess throwing out your symbol of marriage is better huh

sweettpie129 11

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:24

At my camp we have a compost bin and my best friend thought she dropped her invisiline in it so we almost had to go through with only short gloves on but then someone told us they found it so I'm lucky but fyl