Intimacy: Today, a woman who works in the clinic across the road told me...

By theflasher - 13/08/2015 21:10 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, a woman who works in the clinic across the road told me that my glass isn't frosted enough and she and all her patients can see me when I shower. FML

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By Sun_Kissed18 - 09/07/2014 07:26 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML

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By Celewyn - 04/10/2016 11:11 - Australia

Today, my patient knocked my glasses off as I assisted him in the shower. We both looked in terror as they fell into his unflushed toilet. This patient was isolated due to a contagious infection. FML

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By jamjamy - 26/12/2008 04:53 - France

Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML

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By stink stank stunk - 09/06/2022 13:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today, as the only female manager, I had to talk to a worker about her hygiene. I asked if she had the means and a place to shower. She rolled her eyes and said of course she did, but found daily bathing unnecessary, and that a couple times a month does her just fine. The whole staff would disagree. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 13:33 - Germany

Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML

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By Cashier - 24/09/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2011 14:18 - United States

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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By lover21 - 08/05/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 23:08 - United States - New Kensington

Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML

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ILikeKoalas 24

Friday 14 August 2015 11:04

Well now you know, and now you can buy a curtain, and never make an appointment with that clinic

karcummings 19

Friday 14 August 2015 11:11

hopefully you don't go to that pharmacy cause that would become awkward quickly.

Comments

Jowisee 29

Friday 14 August 2015 11:58

Love the username OP. Maybe time to invest in some blinds?!

fpants2010 18

Friday 14 August 2015 12:37

At least she told you, hopefully sooner rather than later!

gracehi 31

Friday 14 August 2015 14:17

I'm standing naked in front of a frosted window as I write this... Hmmmmm...

daemonsparta 16

Saturday 15 August 2015 7:06

work it lol ;)

MonCapitan 4

Friday 14 August 2015 15:01

Is it an impotence clinic? Maybe you can get a pay check.

Dwarfed 9

Friday 14 August 2015 15:02

well atleast she said something, still have to wonder how many people saw you doing whatever it is you do in there ;)

oasis359 13

Friday 14 August 2015 15:18

ask her if she enjoys the view.

hank0311 10

Friday 14 August 2015 15:58

This is also funny as shit as I just read another one about a little boy falling through a fence staring at the girl next door taking a shower with no frosted glass. I did not realize this was a problem. Hey genus if you can see out the window it is not frosted and weirdos are watching you

SPN_lover666 27

Friday 14 August 2015 20:11

Don't make fun of someones intelligence when you can't even spell genius. Genus is a group of related living things (as plants or animals) that ranks below the family in scientific classification and is made up of one or more species. The more you know.