By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 14:41 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, after two weeks of not having sex, my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML
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Jeffo193 13

If she's pregnant, you're going to be doing a lot of this stuff. A friend of mine craved pickled gerkhins (dill pickles) dipped in ice cream when she was pregnant, and burst into tears when she smelled a bad smell...

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RedPillSucks 31

Make the woman a sammich!

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cuponoodles34 10

do as she says.. pregnant ladies get sensitive. when my sister was pregnant she would slap me and demand I make her food. She would even scream at her husband for breathing too loud.

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skulltorn 8

Doesn't matter had sex!

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theunbeatableram 3

Well, you can't really blame her, OP. I do not know a lot about pregnancy, but I know you eat more than often. Make the sandwich. She'll loove it.

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Yongchi 11

Pregnancy: Basically a 9 month menstrual period.

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blackrose84 4

Uh. Not really? That's... actually pretty much as close as you can get to being the "opposite" of a menstrual period.

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Inked0803 12

It's the hormones till that baby pops out she's gonna be like Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde , prepare yourself

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birdierising 16

Two weeks? I got yelled at if I didn't want to have sex for more than two days when I was pregnant!

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