By Anonymous - 08/09/2012 09:57 - United States

Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which soda in the fridge was mine. FML
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trqskq 14

Tell him it's the one you're going to pour over his head.

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nickownes1 3

Yeah my girlfriend has insomnia. I can tell its a really hard thing to deal with. Just hang in there, and maybe ask your boyfriend to not wake you up.

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holeyman 8

Insomnia you say? Nothing a good indica can't help

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day624 14

That's kind of a big deal! Maybe he doesn't want your germs! Haha but seriously I would've kneed him in the face..

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SamanthaCassieL 10

If my boyfriend was well aware I had insomnia, he knows I would punch him if he woke me after finally getting to sleep. And I'm sure he would make my life a temporary living hell. That's just how we are tho, which is why we don't do too much bothering of each other lol

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Inciter 33

I have insomnia and it drives me crazy when my fiance wakes me up after I finally get to sleep, especially if it's something stupid. I don't mind waking up to take care of our son, but sometimes he'll wake me up to ask where the poptarts are. Tell your boyfriend to wait til after you wake yourself up.

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funky2525 14

I bet u always love your boyfriend, sometimes u love to be around him and love to be in a relationship with him.... And sometimes u would love to slap him in the face

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ObeyStudKing 4

Politely go to the fridge, open the door, get the soda out and shake it and chuck it at his face. That'll teach him next time.

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eternal7 6

You should have told him it's the one next to the can of whoop ass you're going to give him for waking you up.

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