By Anonymous - 08/09/2012 09:57 - United States

Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which soda in the fridge was mine. FML
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trqskq 14

Tell him it's the one you're going to pour over his head.

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nickownes1 3

Yeah my girlfriend has insomnia. I can tell its a really hard thing to deal with. Just hang in there, and maybe ask your boyfriend to not wake you up.

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movealongnow 1

At least he asked...

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HeXr 22

I would have punched him in the face

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S4ndsurph3r 4

At least he was thinking of you :P .... Hang in there, things will start to look up

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

What an asshole! I would have kicked him out of my room/bed for that!

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HappyBeach 4

I feel your pain. A good way to help sleep is to take a really cold shower or bath and then snuggle in a warm blanket it's almost as good as a sedative.

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nachosbabygurl 9

take zzz quil or pills 4 sleep

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xs4u 13

would have ******* took out all the sodas from the fridge and emptied them into the sink before going back to bed.

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criley221 19

He didn't know!! Everyone calm down about the boyfriend. If anything, he did the right thing calling so he wouldn't drink your beverage! Wow guys, everyone is so quick to blame someone who had NO IDEA she had just gotten to sleep! Give the guy a break people!

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