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By Marona - 16/04/2015 07:59 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

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Time to skedaddle

By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Queens

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML

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By screwyouchris - 16/10/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML

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You deserved it 2 086

By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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You deserved it 4 031

It's certainly some sort of proposal

By imaloser - 06/07/2009 23:27 - Canada

Today, I thought my boyfriend of six years was going to propose to me. We're high school sweethearts and he was my first. Just as he was looking into my eyes he said, "I've been seeing someone else for two years and I'm choosing her over you... it was a tough decision." FML

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I'm not worthy

By dracer - 04/02/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML

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You deserved it 3 981

Is this Brexit?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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You deserved it 169

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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You deserved it 5 591

Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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Top comments

AscendV 19

Thursday 16 April 2015 18:45

That's awful. He's no better than the next guy, you're better off without someone thinking like that.

briang959 47

Thursday 16 April 2015 18:47

He should've stopped after saying "I think it's time you found somebody better".

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vikky538 28

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:00

He is a smart jerk. Time to leave

jasonswife423 18

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:13

what an ass! but now you can find someone better.

phantomofmind 14

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:24

"I was just thinking the same thing. There's the door, don't let it hit you on the way out."

joelp232 17

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:29

well that escalated quickly

AdamPractical 18

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:31

That's horrible! Please do find someone better than him and tell him to screw off!

sunnyskys 25

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:51

the guys an ass but I wonder what face OP gave him.... a possible resting bitch face? May I here the rest of the story??

usmc_sean 8

Thursday 16 April 2015 20:23

maybe you're a asshole?

SweetIam 12

Thursday 16 April 2015 20:49

More like better off without him!

Loh_Superman 14

Thursday 16 April 2015 21:26

YDI Be a better girlfriend?

pandalover69 26

Thursday 16 April 2015 21:39

You're joking right? More like she deserves someone better and the fact that he's asking his current girlfriend to find him a new one tells me he doesn't deserve anyone since he obviously doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend.

Bragi 12

Thursday 16 April 2015 21:52

25 - Your sarcasm detector is miscalibrated. He almost certainly said that in response to her "look."

Evil_Jester 17

Thursday 16 April 2015 21:42

Your boy friend is an idiot.

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