Love: Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time... - FML

By Marona - 16/04/2015 07:59 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

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Time to skedaddle

By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Queens

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML

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You deserved it 104

By screwyouchris - 16/10/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 706

You deserved it 2 086

By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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You deserved it 6 282

By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 775

You deserved it 4 031

It's certainly some sort of proposal

By imaloser - 06/07/2009 23:27 - Canada

Today, I thought my boyfriend of six years was going to propose to me. We're high school sweethearts and he was my first. Just as he was looking into my eyes he said, "I've been seeing someone else for two years and I'm choosing her over you... it was a tough decision." FML

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You deserved it 4 299

I'm not worthy

By dracer - 04/02/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 012

You deserved it 3 981

Is this Brexit?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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You deserved it 169

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 812

You deserved it 5 591

Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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You deserved it 328

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Top comments

AscendV 19

Thursday 16 April 2015 18:45

That's awful. He's no better than the next guy, you're better off without someone thinking like that.

briang959 47

Thursday 16 April 2015 18:47

He should've stopped after saying "I think it's time you found somebody better".

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Bragi 12

Thursday 16 April 2015 21:50

"No" is an answer and you deserved the snark for that look.

vlalam 24

Thursday 16 April 2015 22:31

ouch, that hurts!

Cassandra2015 21

Thursday 16 April 2015 23:32

I think it's about time to get rid of him and find someone who's better suited for you. Good luck OP

Eloxia 7

Friday 17 April 2015 0:52

Should have said, "I already found you two, named Left Hand and Right Hand."

amileah13 26

Friday 17 April 2015 1:00

What kind of a break up was that? He's a jerk if you ask me.

the_aspect 28

Friday 17 April 2015 1:24

that's pretty much bad. You deserve better than that.

Roxas_hearts 27

Friday 17 April 2015 2:12

Smile at him and hand him some toilet paper. "To keep it clean for the new person" you say and point him towards the toilet.

ale1139 20

Friday 17 April 2015 4:07

I hope that after he said "For me" you unleashed the most violent kick in his balls... Like we say in Italy: "Che stronzo"! which is Italian for: "What an asshole"!

Badkarma4u 17

Friday 17 April 2015 16:42

Yeah no, that woukd be dumb. Kicking a man anywhere because you don't like what he said could either get you arrested or beaten to a bloody pulp. This isn't the movies.

katrynaalyse 7

Friday 17 April 2015 4:46

What a self conceited dick! I'm sorry he turned out to be such an asshole!

Mirorbo 26

Friday 17 April 2015 5:11

Balls of steel or profound idiocy? Hard to tell here.

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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Today, it became apparent that my new boyfriend has the mental process where unless you give him specific instructions, he can’t do anything right. Such as when asking him to let the dog out, it won’t occur to him to let the dog back in until I get home. By then the dog had destroyed the garden out of boredom. FML

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Today, I asked my wife for a divorce, after I tried everything to save our marriage, and it was a gut-wrenching decision. I tried easing her into it, but she instantly agreed. She had packing boxed ready to move out. Now I suspect she was sabotaging our marriage for months so I'd call it quits. FML

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Today, my husband and I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child. The only thing my father did was look at my husband and tell him his pull out game was weak. FML

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You deserved it 4 254

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

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Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification that my workload would be increased to more than twice what is was before. FML

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Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML

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