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By Marona - 16/04/2015 07:59 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

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Time to skedaddle

By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Queens

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML

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By screwyouchris - 16/10/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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It's certainly some sort of proposal

By imaloser - 06/07/2009 23:27 - Canada

Today, I thought my boyfriend of six years was going to propose to me. We're high school sweethearts and he was my first. Just as he was looking into my eyes he said, "I've been seeing someone else for two years and I'm choosing her over you... it was a tough decision." FML

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I'm not worthy

By dracer - 04/02/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML

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Is this Brexit?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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Top comments

AscendV 19

Thursday 16 April 2015 18:45

That's awful. He's no better than the next guy, you're better off without someone thinking like that.

briang959 47

Thursday 16 April 2015 18:47

He should've stopped after saying "I think it's time you found somebody better".

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HrothgarXII 21

Friday 17 April 2015 5:19

That time you accidentally hit submit before you are even close to being done ... And then your phone dies before you can correct it >_

Exaspera 54

Friday 17 April 2015 7:02

Smack him?!

Badkarma4u 17

Friday 17 April 2015 16:44

Is your boyfriend's name Bane by any chance?

limegreenpoopie 31

Friday 17 April 2015 23:23

What a douche -___-

messymessiah 11

Saturday 18 April 2015 0:22

Ignore the "for me" part. you deserve someone better, even if that is yourself

Matt32179 8

Saturday 18 April 2015 3:02

Plot twist: he's gay

HollyPolly 19

Saturday 18 April 2015 21:03

He seriously thinks you should find him someone better....? Sounds like that was him coming out of the closet. No loss there OP, better off without the insensitive prick anyway.

Unlucky1232 20

Thursday 16 June 2016 7:21

I'm unsure if he's a dick or really feels he's undeserving....

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Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML

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