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By rileynautumn - 13/06/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 15:00

Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By justkillm3 - 13/05/2010 04:07 - United States

Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML

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Relationship goals

By Anonymous - 12/04/2023 00:00

Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML

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Gimme a break

By anon - 04/04/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I came home to pandemonium: the kids screaming, the house a mess, wet laundry, no food made, and my wife in her office. After cleaning, making dinner, putting everything away, and getting the kids to sleep, I grabbed myself a beer. My wife saw it and said, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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Quality family time

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:14

Tell me his user, so I can butt **** him with the chopper.

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:13

Lazy. If he's living there too then he should take part in cleaning.

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StopDropNRoll 11

Thursday 16 June 2011 13:28

Fun Game

Psykosnakelady 0

Friday 17 June 2011 10:21

I loved this so much I copy and pasted it on Facebook. The end said " this person must live in my house"

AloysiusWeasley 15

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:27

Kick him out and get a cat and rabbit. Problem solved. :)

1215116a 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 18:00

^ could that really be op?! :D

Forodin 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:43

Practice, practice, practice, and open up a can of wupass on him in CoD

alexandrab 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 7:41

your just as bad. he's playing games and your writing about them instead of cleaning up.

VoiceOfRizhome 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 7:15

DTMFA

m1ngm1ng317 0

Monday 20 June 2011 9:52

if I was his gf I'd go play CoD with him!!

brightandbitchy 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 15:55

shove his face in the cat box, shove his face in the sink, and snap his game in half

Persephone1001 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 13:02

I'd dump him. But failing that I would do all the laundry apart from his, cook dinner for myself and the kids but not him, wash our dishes not his etc. If he still doesn't get the idea then he needs to spend a few days without you to see how quickly the house becomes a shit tip if he doesn't clean. And if that doesn't work then definitely dump him.

tummycat 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 13:33

I know guys don't really get it, but seriously? this guy sounds just like my brother: have wet dreams & let the girls clean the sheets :/ c'mon guys it's not cool!!!!!!