Love: Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my...

By Gutted. - 21/03/2009 23:04 - United Kingdom

Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

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By Marine - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By downer - 25/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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Hypocrite move

By ayeyieyie - 26/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of eight happy months suddenly broke up with me via text. He'd always insisted that texts were too impersonal. FML

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:04

In his defense, texts are like gold when they're limited

lollipopz8988 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:17

Wait...did he text you to tell you he only had 8 texts left?? Because if that's the case why couldn't he have just used that opportunity to cheer you up instead.

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IMz0r 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:01

Yep... idiot could just call ... or not waste a text by saying he doesn't want to waste a text?

IMz0r 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:03

"I love you and I'm sorry you're feeling so bad. Call me, I only have 8 texts left" There. That's a quick lesson on how to not be a douche.

NoSunHere 0

Monday 13 April 2009 18:55

Why didn't you just call him? Besides that, you can hardly fault the guy for not behaving in the way that YOU would have preferred. What exactly did he do wrong again?

this_lette_07 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:18

yea i hear that... my man has a very small vocab. it consists of "k" ok" and "yea" even if i'm asking a questiong that is open ended... or if i really want some comforting... all i get is "k" and he doesn't understand why i get a little upset it must be a guy thing...

this_lette_07 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:24

PS in some instances, (like my own) i cant sit on the phone and talk with my boyfriend because of (certain reasons) so the only way i can communicate with him is through text...