Love: Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake...

By heartbroken - 08/02/2011 17:21 - United States

Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML

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Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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By too bad so sad - 15/02/2009 11:51 - United States

Today, as I sat on my couch heartbroken from a very recent breakup, my mother walked up to me and in a very comforting voice said, "Maybe he left you for someone else." FML

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By unknown - 26/04/2021 21:30

Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML

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By terrible person - 04/04/2011 09:29

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 04:27 - Canada

Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his or his mom's name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we'd found her she told me, "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 01:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at midnight, I heard my son calling for his mom. I stopped by his room and asked him what was wrong? He didn't tell me. Instead, he said: "Oh, I don't need you." FML

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By crazycutie1027 - 14/02/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML

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KingDingALing 9

Tuesday 8 February 2011 22:11

The next time you hear them having sex, write a note that says "Heard you and dad having sex. You sounded like a donkey taking a soccer ball up the ass. Didn't want to be here for the awkward moment. -(OP's name)"

lionandthelamb61 9

Tuesday 8 February 2011 22:06

Damn. Tell them to bring you back some of those roasted nuts in the cone, because that ***** da bomb.

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hanhen 0

Friday 11 February 2011 18:01

Ouch kinda harsh...maybe they will buy u something? doubtful though

maddyloo8 0

Friday 11 February 2011 22:45

You should of went to the mall and cryed even more to annoy them!!!! :p

stfu21 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 3:44

some mother :/ smh sry

Sacurason 0

Friday 18 February 2011 9:24

I'm assuming you know from personal experience! :)

scenequeen101 0

Monday 21 March 2011 8:22

aww Hun, ice cream makes it all better :(

budd28 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:54

well.. bitching is contagious it's a whole bunch of negativity that not alot of people want to be around ... that's y they left

Thekbking 11

Wednesday 23 March 2016 9:41

youre a terrible person

Irakli_1 27

Thursday 26 January 2012 17:28

don't be such a pussy.

jenny123321 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 3:53

Isn't she the best mom ever -_-”

benjiadc123 0

Friday 29 June 2012 9:30

That's the problem with dating in high school, almost all the time, you break up, it's happened to me and even more to my friends

kismet_phoenix 1

Thursday 17 January 2013 13:42

Ok some people seriously should never have kids. No matter how many times u cry...as long as youre seriously in pain (emotional or physical), family members should always be there for you. Especially a mother. Dont listen to the haters on here...i hope they never become parents an if they are, i pity their kids. Im all for teaching a kid to be strong and independent but heartbreak is different. I hope u have a good friend that you can talk to anytime. You can't pick family but friends are a different story! Hang in there!