Miscellaneous: Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's...

By Noname - 03/02/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

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By mellielynnemily - 26/10/2014 22:46 - United States

Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By ScaredDude - 19/05/2019 04:07

Today, I was home alone in the dark and I heard the doorbell ring. I didn't know who it was so I didn't answer. They kept ringing, so I got a bit scared and called the police. When the police showed up, they told me it was a Chinese delivery guy with the wrong address. FML

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By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

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By ginkobiloba - 29/11/2016 11:01

Today, a door-to-door salesman came to my apartment. I was too lazy to change from my teddy bear print pajamas, fuzzy socks and pink slippers when opening the door to him. He took one look at me and asked, "Hello darling, are your mommy and daddy home?" I'm 22 and live here on my own. FML

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By elevatorjerk - 02/09/2009 13:01 - United States

Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML

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By xYumix - 17/11/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By nicetomeetyou2 - 25/09/2013 16:35 - Canada - Nepean

Today, a drunk man walked into my house at 2 p.m. and screamed out, "Honey, I'm home!" He had the wrong house, but it looks like I've finally met my new neighbour. FML

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Disappointed

By Lonelyhopeful - 05/12/2016 20:08

Today, I was driving in a busy area looking for a place to park. I happened to lock eyes with a really handsome man who was walking alongside the road. He approached my car with a huge, gorgeous smile, and as I rolled my window down, he asked, "Are you my Uber?" FML

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lollercoaster 0

Monday 23 March 2009 8:02

im Chinese. i used to work in a Chinese restaurant. i loved this fml. if i were that Asian man in the elevator, i would have been highly amused. laugh a little, people. the world needs it.

eddiesuniverse 5

Wednesday 4 February 2009 3:07

beyond hilarious

Comments

Bucinka 5

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:29

Your FML was in a comment I received in e-mail about the guy in San Francisco who assumed some Asians taking pictures were tourists who didn't speak English. Congratulations, I think you just found your soulmate. Just promise me you two douches won't breed.

antonioohama 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 10:09

YDI for speaking without thinking.

k3n 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 18:32

OKAY, i'm chinese and that was just funny!!!! That doesn't make him a racist... it was a simple mistake...

thatsjustsaddd 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 19:21

how is that racist?... no one took offence!! geewhizz, people need to lighten up!! i thought it was hilarious. :)

FYLFTW 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 2:52

Oh I get it. The Chinese food delivery guy lives in your building. Shity chicken, shity beef

Leosan_fml 2

Thursday 14 January 2010 8:54

******* racist tool

xshinexbrite96xx 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:35

yeah i really hope you dont think that all asians are chinese. how rude.

greendaygirl999 5

Thursday 15 April 2010 2:27

Awesome response

thatsrugged 2

Monday 26 July 2010 18:50

Lol hurray for racial stereotypes !!

mema118 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:11

AHAHAHAH @OP: i bet you he said it like he'd grown up in Philadelphia or somethin XD you probably didnt expect him to even understand what you were saying :b so stereotypical