By UnluckyGroom - 09/06/2012 23:04 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
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SoultheWolf 19

Just because it is a bachelors party it doesn't mean you should go out and get so overly drunk you have issues the following day. Do people forget they have to stand, infront of hundreds of people in some cases, and get married? YDI completely, hopefully you can come up with a good excuse to your new wife. I feel really bad for her.

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MuseFan1991 14

and this is why you don't have the stag do the night before you get married. be thankful you didnt wake up in Scotland or somewhere

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lilacgold 16

This is why we had our parties on the Friday and got married on the following Tuesday. My husband was in no state to do anything the day after (though I was fine)

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Tinyfinn 0

That was supposed to be your brides happiest day of her life... And you fell asleep. She should be upset/angry.

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_overandout_ 10

Your nick is misleading. You were not unlucky, you were StupidGroom/AssholeGroom/JackassGroom :/ You definitely had that coming - I'm just sorrry for your new wife :/

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spacetravel 1

If I were the bride, this would be a huge red flag for me... And after thinking about it more rationally when I was less emotional about the situation, I would probably have concluded that I don't want to spend the rest of my life with someone who is insensitive, disrespectful and selfish.

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theskaven 2

Glad to see you have your priorities straight. Two words: Red Bull

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Soonerjake09 4

I bet that was a good conversation when u woke up

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