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By UnluckyGroom - 09/06/2012 23:04 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

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By angryinlaws - 12/10/2013 07:23 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after almost 2 days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML

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By takeiteasy - 07/01/2009 03:58 - France

Today, my wife and I went to a wedding. At one in the morning, when the cheese was being served, we were starting to fall asleep at the table, so we went to our car to take a short nap. When we woke up it was 5am, and the party was over. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By ohmy. - 27/12/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 02:53 - United States - Dallas

Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML

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Brain fog

By dhskkf - 28/08/2013 00:23 - United States

Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML

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By badbride - 26/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

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Is everything OK?

By Anonymous - 16/08/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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jjake20140 2

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:09

Idiot...

SoultheWolf 19

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:14

Just because it is a bachelors party it doesn't mean you should go out and get so overly drunk you have issues the following day. Do people forget they have to stand, infront of hundreds of people in some cases, and get married? YDI completely, hopefully you can come up with a good excuse to your new wife. I feel really bad for her.

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iloveursister 4

Sunday 10 June 2012 19:03

shit happens

mikeawesome 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 19:06

Not believable

vbmg152 18

Sunday 10 June 2012 19:08

And she married you anyway?? I wouldn't!

MrRager7 1

Sunday 10 June 2012 19:12

Dumbass

TheEpicPies 15

Sunday 10 June 2012 19:20

Great start!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 10 June 2012 20:15

You're best man should've put coffee in you. Ya boy is slipping like a bad transmission.

aceofspades80 4

Sunday 10 June 2012 20:20

What a dick..

Wayne913 13

Sunday 10 June 2012 21:05

Dude, how did you get a girl when you're that stupid?

cindykitty 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 22:09

Future divorce man

Namenlos_fml 20

Sunday 10 June 2012 22:11

Hey, if it wasn't today, She wouldnt be ready for it when it happens constantly a couple years in.

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Today, I was trying to get a girl's attention, because I had a question. I shouted her name. No answer. I shouted again but louder. It wasn't her. FML

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Today, in my excitement to make some new cards for the postcard exchange I take part in, I apparently spilled my bottle of glue directly into the bag that contains my entire postcard collection. I didn't notice until several hours later. FML

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