By wetandnaked - 09/07/2012 07:06 - United States - San Bernardino

Today, after a particularly difficult late night workout at the gym, I decided to shower in the locker room. I must have passed out, because I later woke up naked, surrounded by police after someone called to report a dead body in the shower. FML
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wetandnaked 4

OP here: Doctor says it's most likely due to the low blood pressure I didn't know I had prior to that visit. He suggested I include more salt in my diet, and that's about it. Also, I woke up with a towel draped over me, I'm definitely female, and no, the soap didn't smell like chloroform hahaha.

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Top comments

ryukensfj 5

Damn glad you're ok and didn't get raped or a concussion.

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Comments

perdix 29

Did they sing "Roxanne" and "Don't Stand So Close to Me" to you?

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idoam 8

Ah. Took me a bit to get the joke. Here I was trying to figure out what student/teacher sex had to do with dead bodies in showers.

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Drizzelhell 3

At least naked guys where not standing over you.

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jaredofmo 22

Don't you hate it when that happens?

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bspiper87 7

So are you posting this in your after life? If not then thats cool...if so then thats cool too, that if i die i still have FML.com to look foward to

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cheefer 0

The paramedics thought they were going to have to squat and dead-lift you out of the shower. Luckily, you were able to decline their help. You dumbbell.

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galt 13

Your shower was to hot, I get that aswell :/ it's bad

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WhyAmUHere 19

Maybe you were dead, and now you're a zombie.

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krewer21 1

Take the trip, get a rape kit done! Be sure be aware!

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perdix 29

Did your butt hurt? If so, it was probably from all those squats you did and nothing that I did to you while you were passed out. Yeah, that's it.

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day624 14

What the hell did you do?

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