By wetandnaked - 09/07/2012 07:06 - United States - San Bernardino

Today, after a particularly difficult late night workout at the gym, I decided to shower in the locker room. I must have passed out, because I later woke up naked, surrounded by police after someone called to report a dead body in the shower. FML
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OP here: Doctor says it's most likely due to the low blood pressure I didn't know I had prior to that visit. He suggested I include more salt in my diet, and that's about it. Also, I woke up with a towel draped over me, I'm definitely female, and no, the soap didn't smell like chloroform hahaha.

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ryukensfj 5

Damn glad you're ok and didn't get raped or a concussion.

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Chopin_and_tofu 3

Failed episode of Law & Order?

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Chopin_and_tofu 3

How did you fall asleep in the shower? Are you sure you weren't raped? Why didn't the person who called in check for a pulse? Did she even attempt to wake you up? So many questions...

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javelinthrower 6

I am not entirely sure but I think because of the low blood pressure, your pulse was very weak and unless you are trained or very calm ( which whoever found was probably freaking out) it is hard to find a pulse

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driinkbleach 18

how did you fall asleep standing up in the shower?

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unlucky_lucy 17

Was the humiliation radiating off of you when you woke up? I bet it did

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