By dasnich - 05/02/2012 03:46 - United States

Spicy
Today, after a twelve week dry spell followed by an eight week one, I decided to take a bit more initiative at seducing my girlfriend. Not only was she "not in the mood" again, but she offered me Trident Layers gum instead. She apparently thought that it was a fair trade. FML
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JD18 0

Seems like your "seducing" is not working too well haha :)

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Sparks808 10

Of course you can pay me in new Trident Layers!

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cBlackout 13

Nobody ever pays me gum to not have sex with them :(

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Dracoboxer357 35

(Passes over a crate of trident layers gum) Please, whatever you do, Don't have sex with me. Happy? ;)

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mrbaker88 0

12 weeks then 8 weeks? She obviously doesnt want you

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MandyMeow_fml 18

That is very tasty gum.. I would have taken it

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

I know this is going to get moderated from the all mighty FML team but seriously is there a significant reason these post get thumbed down to hell for the first hour or so lol?

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xxmel 6

I was thinking the same thing .. All the comments are thumbed down, when there's nothing wrong with them. It looks like people just went down the list and thumbed everything down without reading it.

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iAmScrubs 19

The dark lord has risen.

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iimaPrincess 4

Honestly, relationships aren't always JUST about sex. Just because you don't have sex often, doesn't exactly mean she is cheating on you. Sex isn't everything!

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charmanderCHAR 5

You must have never gotten a good shag before. Sex may not be everything, but it is a HUGE part. How do you think the human race lives on? The cavemen were all about it. Now it's all about 'love' and 'romance'. Bah. Don't get me wrong. I love romance. But Jesus, woman. And where does it ever mention that OP thinks she's cheating on him?

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lysx84 24

Though I agree that relationships aren't just about sex, there's a balance to be met. Going months without it is going to affect the intimacy in the relationship.

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st0815 9

You've posted that three times now. They basically haven't had sex for 5 months. Of course his relationship isn't about sex. If he wants sex it's time to move on and find someone compatible. Or what do you recommend: stay in an unsatisfying relationship forever?

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XxDangerxX 1

no one ever said a relationship was JUST about sex. but sex does help 2 people become closer, feels good and relieves alot of stress

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thatdesertdude 7

1. You have never had sex 2. You know nothing about relationships. Pick one...... 12 weeks? Then you have to wait 8 weeks to have sex again? I'm sorry, but unless both people just are not into sex, it will end in disaster. My wife would divorce my ass if I if we only had sex once every two months.

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