By dasnich - 05/02/2012 03:46 - United States

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Today, after a twelve week dry spell followed by an eight week one, I decided to take a bit more initiative at seducing my girlfriend. Not only was she "not in the mood" again, but she offered me Trident Layers gum instead. She apparently thought that it was a fair trade. FML
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jellyD 1

Gum is not a trade off for intimacy, commercials lie!

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heyred 11

Barring any health or emotional issues, it's time for counseling or the curb.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

From what OP is saying she has only let him have her once within a 20 week period. I can almost guarantee shes cheating on him. I know this sounds bad but lets face it. If shes not giving him any shes giving it to someone else and only coming back to him once in a while out of guilt.

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blacksswan 10

Pay no attention to her & watch her come begging you for some. Women hate being ignored.

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roflmaotff 0

You mentioned it was a girlfriend. If that's the case you two obviously aren't sexually compatible she sounds like a sexual prude id trade her in on a new one that's more sexual compatible if I was u cause that sexual frustration will lead to arguments and eventually cheating. People have there needs and if there not being met you will eventually get tired of waiting and find it somewhere els

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RadioOctopus 16

But if you're relationship with her is serious, maybe you're one of those relationships where you reach the point where all you do in bed is sleep, if that's the case maybe she just rushed into it.

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SoultheWolf 19

If she hasn't ahd sex with you in 20 weeks (that's about five months to you idiots) then there is oviously something going on. Even if you two aren't sexually compatible thats not the problem. Even those who aren't sexually compatiable (like you want it several times a week, she wants it once every month or so), she would still want to have some form of sex during that period of time. She is either 1 cheating on you and getting laid that time or 2 just using her vibrator. Either way this is going to cause major problems. Its going to lead to you cheating on her (if you don't break up). Yes its true, sex is not the only thing about a relationship, but it is a major part of one. A healthy relationship has sex at least once a week, its good for both paretners and their bodies. I'd try talking to her and explaining to her how you really want to have it because its been so long, if she doesn't respect you enough to help (even a bj would be good) then I don't think it is going to work out. And before you think I'm some sex craved guy, I'm not. I'm a girl but I know that everyone, not just men, have their needs.

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