By Nicole557 - 03/11/2011 10:56 - United States

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

Isn't everyone, really? We let those furry little monsters get away with a lot just because they're cute. My cat abuses me on a regular basis.

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OFWGKTADGAF 0

does that cat abuse you...or do you abuse the cat O.o

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milky0candy 0

An abusive relationship with your cat? Get a life, OP.

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13FTW 9

Another person to fall into the clutches of Alan's ultra amazing comments. Poor ******.

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dcaruso 1

Put to the fml team - get whatever is up your ass removed. Such comments as yours are meant to be made from a private account so we can bury it. As insensitive as his comment is he is right. Ass

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Nutty4Muffs 3

Kudos for standing up to Alan I guess. Wait no, we all love Alan. **** you.

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Sirin_fml 46

@dcaruso: As you said "FML team" and not "Alan" specifically, by all means, please create your own website or blog, from where you may shout about the injustice of not being able to obscure some text on a random website you visited. We promise we will not get high and cry about it in your comments section.

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rawrkittyrawr 6

The FML team gang bangers strike again!!!!

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13FTW 9

66, prepare to be forever buried as you just insulted the ultimate gods of FML. Alan is a god and sirin is 100 Alan's. So watch out. Ass.

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

13+ 66 I will destroy u with my cookie turtles and if that doesn't work I'll just throw angry kittens at u.

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maxrmaxr 5

Your a punk, keep dick riding your cat (Alan)

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seximexi911 10

Don't be a pussy.

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midoriMentality 11

I've woken up to one of my cats punching me in the face.. that was weird.. Cats do what they want. I've got one with anxiety, that runs when you move in the same room, and the other that thinks they own EVERYTHING, and wears a sweater, so I forgive him :)

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Me too! I was sleeping with my cat on the bed when he was 3 months old at the time. I woke up to a smack in the face, complete with claws.

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FYLDeep 25

It takes a certain masochistic quality to own a cat. Ask Alan if you don't believe me.

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leadman1989 15

They were worshiped as gods... do you think they're gonna take YOUR shit? Lol

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leadman1989 15

Have you seen the cat videos on YouTube? Those old sandy mofos were onto something!

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tigrouficele2012 44

Pssh. If you're looking for an equal relationship with your cat, you're looking in the wrong place. Cats are our masters, and they damn well know it. Blame the ancient Egyptians.

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asia3pea90 13

This is so stupid. Its not even funny...

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PokeTrainer97 0

Animal abuse isn't funny...

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Nutty4Muffs 3

When there's a dryer involved, it's pretty funny.

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raphanne_fml 33

#72 I would never abuse my cat. It was just a joke about a previous FML... *sigh*

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DontModMeDammit 10

72, yet you seem to be wearing fur in your picture..

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hateevryone 14

ummm so your cat abuses you?

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kopherbanana 8

Now I know Im not alone.

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