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By Nicole557 - 03/11/2011 10:56 - United States

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 23:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML

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By beeee - 26/07/2010 04:03 - Australia

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 06:00

Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML

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By Sara - 18/02/2023 14:00

Today, after I got a cat to help with my anxiety, it turns out he also has anxiety. FML

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By aherdofpigs - 02/09/2013 19:22 - United States

Today, I'm trapped in my apartment. My new cat won't let me leave. Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses and tries to savage me. I'm my own cat's bitch. FML

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By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2024 16:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I realized I'm trapped. I might be heading into an abusive relationship that I won't be able to escape, but I can't leave because then I'd break his heart and I love him too much for that. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

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I love you, human

By Help - 20/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I got a new cat. He's outrageously clingy. Like, "extremely unhealthy obsession with me" clingy. I just wanted an emotional support animal, but it looks like I have become an emotional support animal instead. I feel terrible for trying to get him to not want to be with me all the time. FML

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Thursday 3 November 2011 16:13

Isn't everyone, really? We let those furry little monsters get away with a lot just because they're cute. My cat abuses me on a regular basis.

lexex1 4

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:14

Pussy whipped ;)

Comments

LADiiL0KA24 11

Thursday 3 November 2011 21:48

Wow ur a sad case

MeagsMod 14

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:05

Number 3 knows what it's all about. Awe yeah.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:06

Take karate lessons like JLo.

ViewtifulRose 6

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:45

That doesn't count as a relationship...

mmgc234 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:35

Kitty cats are cute and evil

nana1212_fml 0

Friday 4 November 2011 0:17

Yea well my dog is trying to take over the world

lulzmylife 4

Friday 4 November 2011 0:44

And this is why I'm a dog person.

BD_Swingin 0

Friday 4 November 2011 2:11

"That pussy it just dominate"

hennessy89 34

Friday 4 November 2011 2:19

Check out theoatmeal.com to learn how you know when your cat is plotting to kill you. Saved my life

MoonPhase123 4

Friday 4 November 2011 3:32

That's pretty sad...

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