By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 14:41 - Germany

Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML
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perdix 29

C'mon, slack-ass! You've been a parasite to your family for a week, it's about time you do a little work. She IS allowing it to be done slowly -- that woman is a saint!

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GamerGoddess 0

if you've been in bed for a week, ure actually making it worse by staying in bed. you actually have to get up and do stuff if you want to get better - no joke. that doesn't mean scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush, but it's a good idea to walk around, get the mail, do the dishes, sweep the floor.. something light. u have to fight the sickness or you just keep feeling worse

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amerwin 3

haha.. she gave you a week to heal. I would have given you three days at most before making you resume helpful activities. ydi for not having superior genetics.

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Anti_Sora 31

Look I might be giving her sympathy for having something that left me bed ridden for a month that wasn't even a sickness or an injury but 3 days?! I have tried to get out of bed when I was bed ridden and I puked my guts out before I got on my feet. So don't just day that you only have 3 days to heal when most people have been in bed before for longer.

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Reynaaa 0

shez a bitch ! I woulda slapped her !

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FFML_314 11

OK, OP should start in the kitchen first. She should get it nice and clean and when she gets done sweeping the floor, she's going to mop and then put a nice thin streak of oil down. She's going to call her mother in the kitchen to come look at the wonderful job she did, when her mom walks in, BAM! She falls and breaks her hip. Better?

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FFML_314 11

Extreme? DAMN! I was going for subtle too. It's a good thing I didn't suggest the one that involves the knives. *Looks around aimlessly*

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ohthebloodygore 16

I like the knives suggestion better!

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keepsmiling1996 5

sounds like my mom

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ramencrusade 0

how short are you? if it hit you square in the jaw, that guy must of ******' helicoptered her off the ground..

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ramencrusade 0

aw shiet wrong fml my bad..o well I would of just laid in bed and slept.

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aardvarkish 15

At first I thought my iPhone suddenly got gremlins.

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Erindub 0

It'd probably be good for you to get outta bed for a little while sugar. Tough it up

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SettoFail 9

that sucks. sounds like something my mom would do.

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lucidlucia 0

Mom still has to take care of your lazy ass when she's sick. I bet you don't even care or notice when she's sick. You need to grow up! Get off your lazy butt and clean house.

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ccook85 0

Suck it up! A little flu never hurt anyone.

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Schizomaniac 24

It hurt people with AIDS.

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Gameguy602 0

What about the people it killed (I might have my times wrong) around world war 2? It was named influenza by the French because they thought it was the influence of the god's or something, as a punishment for killing so many people in the war.

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