By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 14:41 - Germany

Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML
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perdix 29

C'mon, slack-ass! You've been a parasite to your family for a week, it's about time you do a little work. She IS allowing it to be done slowly -- that woman is a saint!

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GamerGoddess 0

if you've been in bed for a week, ure actually making it worse by staying in bed. you actually have to get up and do stuff if you want to get better - no joke. that doesn't mean scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush, but it's a good idea to walk around, get the mail, do the dishes, sweep the floor.. something light. u have to fight the sickness or you just keep feeling worse

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Griggy 0

That's right!! Now do your damn chores!!

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maplephreek324 0

You think that's harsh? I've had to go to school with a pink-eye, sore-throat, flu, fever, and cold.

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stinchbird 6

I had abdominal surgery and was bed ridden for weeks. The day after I got home I was in tears from pain and my mother yelled at me for not getting out of bed all day and for the house being a mess (as if it were my job to clean it), took my pills because she didn't want me to be addicted, and then made me get up from the couch (when I did move) because she wanted to lay down on it (we have another couch in the same room). Oh and she wouldn't even give me tylenol because she thinks I'm gonna take them all and kill myself. And she gave my druggie brother every single one of my pills.

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debois1202 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!Bt fuhreal yur momz a bitch !!

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Polkadotscarf 0

Flu... A week? I mean, I've had bad flus that lasted maybe four days, but a week and it's still going? Shouldn't you be in a hospital? But seriously, maybe it's because someone hasn't got up other than to go to the bathroom. You need to get up and do some light work for a little while. Cleaning really isn't that hard.

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pancakezv 0

mom did that to me too. I was still feeling light headed and threw up the night before. she made me vacuum the whole house and mop the floors. just goes to show how "doting" some mothers can be

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