Love: Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that...

By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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By HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

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Man meat

By Anonymous - 13/01/2022 14:01

Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML

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By itsellie27 - 30/08/2013 14:44 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML

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Disloyal!

By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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Ingredients check

By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 14:00

Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML

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By Abendigo77 - 14/01/2013 04:49 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML

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By veggiepower11028 - 31/05/2011 12:02

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

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By Z…… - 08/08/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML

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Shartie 16

Saturday 21 June 2014 15:51

Maybe you should meat a better boyfriend?

AlwaysWatching 27

Saturday 21 June 2014 15:54

Put something horrible in his food. Or feed him Spam.

Comments

Saraishi 24

Saturday 21 June 2014 17:06

FYL OP, he's an ass.... Honest question though: how did you not notice??

cdalton 12

Saturday 21 June 2014 17:13

You didn't notice? Hmm. Sorry but I find that hard to believe. Was it meat broth?

acerredrum 23

Saturday 21 June 2014 21:45

There are a lot of meat substitutes that have the texture of meat. If he used a lot of that and then just a little bit of ground beef I doubt OP would have ever noticed.

snippit 18

Saturday 21 June 2014 17:30

What an ass!

chrichards 2

Saturday 21 June 2014 17:46

Wow that's really disrespectful of your boyfriend. I would leave him if I were in your shoes.

andro6657 10

Saturday 21 June 2014 18:08

So he's now an ex boyfriend, right? I never knew why people would do this, I mean, if someone doesn't eat meat but you do then it's more meat for you. Duh

Lsbnlocs 6

Saturday 21 June 2014 18:22

Your boyfriends an

lzmo 20

Saturday 21 June 2014 18:24

Well, it's a little funny

Levvy 22

Sunday 22 June 2014 0:16

Covertly undermining someone else's personal choices is HILARIOUS - as long as they're not choices you agree with. If this had been about some belief you shared, you'd be up in arms.

iwadasn 32

Sunday 22 June 2014 5:16

It's just a diet. Calm down. Would you be this pissed if he'd been sneaking sugar into her coffee? I don't know what it is about vegetarianism that makes people act like it's a holy crusade.

HopeisaPanda 12

Sunday 4 September 2016 15:03

#157 It's their life choice and its disrespecting their choices in life. It's a life style, some people do it because they can't physically or mentally have it, and some people do it because they don't like meat, and some do it because they don't like animals being harmed. there are many reasons, and if you dont respect that, that is so rude to that person.