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By letmedienow - 11/10/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML

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By greenchan - 25/02/2011 05:12 - United States

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By toelie - 03/03/2018 19:00

Today, at 6 weeks pregnant, I went to the ER in the middle of the night for severe abdominal pain, fearing an ectopic pregnancy. Turns out it was just a wayward turd. FML

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By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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By ouch - 19/12/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML

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By for better or for farts - 06/08/2020 23:01

Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2015 05:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML

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meelo88 13

Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:24

Well at least he was clearing the air... Parents like honesty....

citymayer 7

Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:24

Well, at least you aren't...

Comments

Draugen 16

Wednesday 12 October 2011 2:34

If you weren't such a **** he would not have made that joke.

babyboox333 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 2:42

Dum !

JajaSega 1

Wednesday 12 October 2011 2:55

This would have been better if the test results showed that you were pregnant.

cmayo 3

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:46

Why does no one have a sense of humor these days? He was trying to lighten the mood, fucktard.

mrjamjama66 5

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:47

Be so much better if you found out you were pregers

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:02

I don't think he said that to be malicious.

GrammaticalNazi 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:39

He's getting on your parent's good side. Good for him.

pandacruisn30 3

Wednesday 12 October 2011 6:18

This is what happened to me!! My parents did not realize I was not a virgin but I had severe pain a couple of times so my boyfriend at the time would take me to the emergency room and the last time he was feed up so he called my mom to get me at the hospital. He flat out said that yea I have been banging her and now she is having pain but not pregnant since I do not want kids. Well 7 years later he cheats on me with a l"lady" who has three kids one is in their 20s I dumped his ass. WEll found out a few months later through a wedding invitation that he married that homewrecker. I wished I had waited for my current boyfriend he is a keeper! It took a long while before my parents would speak to me and trust me again especially my mom!