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By MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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Lame

By gloria77 - 23/01/2012 23:26 - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML

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Foot, meet mouth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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Mom! No!

By Mnnn - 18/07/2023 18:00

Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML

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You deserved it 1 080

Please, apologize

By Tytonic - 03/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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cptmorgan15 2

Monday 2 May 2011 19:08

Tell that bitch.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Monday 2 May 2011 19:09

Say goodbye to your job.

Comments

jenna5960 7

Monday 2 May 2011 20:54

With an attitude like that you really shouldn't be a teacher.

james2323 0

Monday 2 May 2011 23:01

shut it most kids now a days deserve that

Pigpen181 3

Monday 2 May 2011 21:00

Kindergarden children, can be a handful.

life2007 0

Monday 2 May 2011 21:04

Win!

robbiboyo 0

Monday 2 May 2011 21:05

you showed her!

JasonEP 3

Monday 2 May 2011 21:07

Yeah it sucks that you may lose your job over it. But I think it's great when people call out those little whiney brats for being such bitches.

dudeitsdanny 9

Monday 2 May 2011 21:15

You're obviously still in high school, so we can let that attempt at being smart slide.

willster2419 0

Monday 2 May 2011 21:27

when i was in grade 5 my teacher called another student a smart ass, and he didnt get anything, but he called every kids parents and said what happened, but still, although a smart ass isnt really that bad, but calling someone a bitch isnt either, its not like OP said "**** off you annoying little shit"

dgr8ing 0

Monday 2 May 2011 21:28

if I was her dad I would thank you. dads don't get to say those things and if it pushed a teacher over I know it busts his balls. I wouldn't be to worried if I were you OP

stevenmx86 7

Monday 2 May 2011 21:44

Op, my mother works with children at my little sister's school. She never swears at them but sometimes she reprimands them. She's never had a parent complain they usually thank her for saying something to her kid. Maybe you'll get lucky and the super will thank you for saying something to his bitch daughter!