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By EKG - 11/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML

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Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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Rayn4u_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:25

At least he cared about your friendship enough to ask you, rather than going for it and you finding out in the worst possible way. Unfortunately he's put you in that awful position where you just have to say yes because otherwise you're the guy who "didn't want his friend to find happiness". Good luck!

marny_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 3:11

omg, what an asshole.

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Alley_Cat_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 7:29

I got my tonsils taken out when I was 14 and ended up with Pneumonia, had to miss out on school for two weeks, when I got out my best-friend asked if I had a fun holiday, what did I get her and why didn't I call. I agree though, at least he asked and I hope you had great pleasure in telling him 'No ******* way'.

Whiz_boy 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:48

Wow... You'd better make sure that the ex he's referring to was already your ex when you were hospitalized...

Sexxi 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:20

Just to clear this up, if you broke up with her theres a three day waiting period if she broke up with you its a few months. but the guy probably shoulda waited until you were out of the hospital

Fields4mint 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:36

...At least he asked?

Dorchester 0

Monday 11 May 2009 5:21

it sux about the hospital dude but @ least ur boy called u n asked if he could date her cuz ur not supposed 2 date ur friends exes according to my brotha. mayb thats true in dating when ur older. but yeah wudnt u hav felt worse if u got no calls @ all and found out tht ur friend just snagged ur ex?