Love: Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally...

By onthemarket - 08/09/2010 19:46 - United States

Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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You deserved it 4 871

By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 14:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML

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You deserved it 3 755

By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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You deserved it 317

No Chick-Hating on Easter!

By Anonymous - 01/04/2018 19:00

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend of 13 years. He broke up with me because "Chicks can't propose, that's gay!" FML

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You deserved it 729

The betrayal!

By Anonymous - 27/01/2023 11:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 7 years left me for the woman I had previously expressed concerns about. I wouldn't feel so bad if he hadn't dumped me and then got with her not even two hours later. FML

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You deserved it 161

Break it off

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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Thursday 9 September 2010 2:10

Good luck to that Bitch

nkt_19 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:12

if he hasn't proposed in 7 years, he's obviously up to something or not interested.

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jdawg4545 0

Friday 10 September 2010 1:13

i wus in such a good mood then i read this fml and almost beat my cat

BearHandsAHHH 0

Friday 10 September 2010 9:55

7 years, you should have just proposed to him

gothchickalive 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 8:08

r u sure it wasn't another man??

jdawg4545 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 6:54

("i swear i seen") no offense bro but if your gonna mess up grammar ina text go back to gradeschool

TheShard1994 5

Tuesday 1 March 2011 0:31

you're* oohhh the irony

BambooSwitches 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 10:17

if she knows, maybe the same thing will happen when she expects kids and he got his other woman pregnant

turtlelover1998 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:36

awww tht sucks fyl find someone better (:

turtlelover1998 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:42

awww tht sucks fyl find someone better (:

jackthehoseless 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 4:21

FYL for him proposing to another woman, but YDI for staying with him for 7 years without him proposing to you.

music12 4

Friday 17 February 2012 19:06

Wow. When I read this I gasped and everyone in the room looked at me like I was crazy!!!

glamourgigi2741 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:56

I'm sorry i hope that u don't ever have to be treated that way again

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Today, my brother and sister-in-law come over ONLY to use up the resources at our house - like food, TV subscriptions, and other items. They claim to love my kids and come over for them. If only they would look up from their phone and spend actual time with the kids. Is there a way to block toxic relatives? FML

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Today, my girlfriend, for our first time having sex, wanted to do stepbrother roleplay. Not only is that odd for our first time, it’s a weird fetish to have, especially when she actually does have a stepbrother. We ended up not finishing having sex, it was too weird for me FML

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Today, I tried out a new fabric softener, thinking it would make my clothes smell like fresh mountain air. Turns out I’m allergic to it. I’m now covered in hives and smell like a pine-scented car air freshener. FML

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Today, I was reduced to a blubbering mess at my baby shower. My mom bought tons of clothes, bibs, etc. Sounds nice right? Well, they all had sayings like "Daddy’s Little Princess" and "Daddy’s Girl." She knows full well my fiancé quit his job, changed his number, and disappeared without a trace 3 months ago. FML

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Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

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Today, I was trying to put some new curtains up. I couldn't make sense of the instructions, so I decided to wing it. I spent a frustrating half hour fighting with it, and just seconds after I succeeded, the curtain rod gave way and slammed straight onto my head. FML

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Today, I posted what I thought was a cute selfie on Instagram with the classic caption, "Feeling cute, might delete later." A few minutes later, my crush commented, "No need to wait, the delete button is right there." FML

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Today, I had to slowly explain to my best friend that when babies are born, the umbilical cord is attached to the baby's belly-button, not the mother's. FML

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