Work: Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer...

By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 16:23 - United States - Albany

Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML

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By shatfjord - 10/10/2014 22:34 - United States - Rochester

Today, I and a coworker got bitched out and suspended by our boss after our computers got infected with a weird porn virus. It soon turned out the virus had come from our boss' infected memory stick. Did he apologize? No. Is our suspension still in force? Yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 14:02

Today, our computer system has irretrievably broken down due to viruses. My boss is the one who refused to get new antivirus software, but he’s still blaming me because I’m the computer guy and should be able to protect us from stupidly complicated viruses, "like the hackers in the movies." FML

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By Jack - 30/11/2010 08:48

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

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By themanontheright - 01/03/2010 20:50 - United States

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 22:54 - United States - Stockton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00

Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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By He Hates Me... - 21/10/2015 00:15 - United States - Ogden

Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML

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By Robert - 01/07/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML

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Team spirit

By Anonymous - 12/06/2018 05:00

Today, I was sick, and decided to work from home. After coding for a few hours, I took a break, and being home alone, I watched porn. A few minutes later, I received messages from my colleagues telling me to shut it down. I had forgotten I was working on teamviewer. FML

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StarWolf111 21

Wednesday 7 December 2011 22:17

Report him?

ninjuh_wingman 29

Wednesday 7 December 2011 22:24

**** stars. Able to give you viruses both on and off screen.

Comments

icantellu 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 1:16

I knew this was about **** by the first 2 sentences.

sp4ksu_fml 4

Thursday 8 December 2011 1:36

can I work there? hahaha

MegaTheater 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 1:45

better remove the virus if u want that bonus :)

brick_man33 14

Thursday 8 December 2011 2:00

never shake your boss's hands OP.

TheWetzel 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 2:13

Yep, web History autofill will get ya everytime.

princessmollysue 9

Thursday 8 December 2011 2:18

The whole office needs to sit him down an have a intervention about his **** addiction problem ........

QueenMichael 16

Thursday 8 December 2011 2:34

Ye Gods. At work and all. ...do you mind sharing what kind it was?

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Thursday 8 December 2011 3:37

Sweat... ask him if he knows which video had the virus on it!!! the moron!! (p.s. What ever you do don't ask if you can see the money shot)

SirSquishyPants 1

Thursday 8 December 2011 8:46

Sweet?

rattusrattus 18

Thursday 8 December 2011 3:48

Benefits of an active imagination and a filthy mind: abilitly to call up pleasing fantasies at will, without the possibility of viruses. And they're all delightfully tasteful! *hint hint to OP's boss*