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By itsnotyouitsme - 20/04/2016 18:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML

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By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 01:00

Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By Puppy_Killer - 16/12/2020 23:02 - Australia

Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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By MUemma - 26/02/2010 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML

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Thursday 21 April 2016 12:20

You seriously deserve this... F his life for being broken up with and having his dog run over in one day.

dolphinlvr7 24

Thursday 21 April 2016 12:24

What if a kid was there?! Anytime someone waves their arms frantically and yells stop while you are driving, you should probably stop. And poor dog :(

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Fixme 5

Friday 22 April 2016 10:14

What's wrong with you all? You act as if she killed the dog on purpose. It was an accident - she was probably upset, she thought (errenously) she knew why he was yelling, dogs can be really hard to see in the mirror. It sucks, but doesn't make her a «terrible» person in any way. The simple fact that she posted this on here shows that she feels terrible about the whole thing. Give her a break.

d3vil666 6

Friday 22 April 2016 10:21

Ya hope u get ran over bitch u deserve to be alone

punxsy_phil 11

Friday 22 April 2016 12:43

And here I was thinking that hitler was the worst person

paulyp1 6

Friday 22 April 2016 12:49

He's the one that should be submitting the FML... He got broken up with and then his dog got run over. I hope his dog is okay.

radiocaf 29

Friday 22 April 2016 15:02

When someone yells stop, especially when you're reversing, you stop. Or use your mirrors. This is definitely a YDI.

diyos 15

Friday 22 April 2016 19:15

You should never assume OP, your a dick

DeathAngel2054 2

Friday 22 April 2016 20:30

AHAHAHAHA GOOD ON YOU! this one made my day

BalamCruz 14

Friday 22 April 2016 21:28

You heartless b*tch totally deserve this, hope someday someone do the same to you

GokuSS400 18

Saturday 23 April 2016 5:35

A breakup is no excuse for bad driving. ALWAYS look, and KEEP looking while you're backing out of a driveway or any place

HiTenshi16 11

Saturday 23 April 2016 8:04

For all we know, he could of broke up with her and she was too upset to think clearly. Unless OP posts further details, I can't really blame her for wanting to get away. If he broke up with her, I agree it's an FYL; if she broke up with him, then it's a YDI. Poor dog