Miscellaneous: Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few...

By Anonymous - 09/07/2015 19:46 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few months ago, my boys convinced me to go out with the cute girl I had been talking to on Tinder. However, she wasn't cute, or a girl. He robbed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 917

You deserved it 5 396

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By theuglyone - 14/11/2016 19:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 149

You deserved it 832

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than 2 hours after, thanks to the 3 different friends that all called me about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 034

You deserved it 175

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By giffinator6 - 01/09/2023 10:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 645

You deserved it 111

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 83 868

You deserved it 4 613

Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 13:00 - South Korea - Suwon

Today, my girlfriend caught me using Tinder behind her back and now she wants to break up with me. I begged her to stay, but now we're kinda in between a friendship and a relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 82

You deserved it 2 649

Better off

By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 04:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 183

You deserved it 175

Swindling

By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 08:00

Today, I got dumped, but not before he swindled me out of my savings. This done by my sweetheart from 16 years ago, whom I reunited with when he called me 7 months ago. I had no reason not to trust him, his brother has been one of my BFFs for 20 years. Now I'm not only broke, but heartbroken, and have nowhere to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 068

You deserved it 218

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 950

You deserved it 2 774

By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 305

You deserved it 3 445

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 053

You deserved it 2 876

SirMrButters 28

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Shoulda told him he was a pretty girl

theusediscool 26

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Never trust people on tinder...

Comments

knightmareengage 16

Friday 10 July 2015 11:52

Wait...do you not bring a gun and handcuffs to your tinder dates? You would have been amply prepared to arrest and PUNISH this naughty sexual deviant of yours with those two simple items. Than again, maybe my tinder dates go slightly different than yours...

sstahpp 33

Friday 10 July 2015 14:26

Okaaaaaaaaaaay then

MenacingMe 17

Friday 10 July 2015 12:58

This is literally the PERFECT example of why you should never trust a phone application to send you on a date. Is talking to someone face to face so difficult?

roxxyfoxxy3 25

Friday 10 July 2015 13:49

Sorry to hear, OP. I wouldn't give up on tinder yet though. Next time try meeting in a diner, or coffee shop, or for a movie. Somewhere public just in case.

candicorn 23

Friday 10 July 2015 18:38

Surprised #30 doesn't have more upvotes. Rule 1 of meeting someone from online - ALWAYS meet in a public place (going out to a restaurant is a typical safe bet). After that you can decide if you want to go somewhere more private. Tinder (and online dating in general) has a bad rap, but I don't see anything wrong with it. Just be more careful, and hopefully things will go better for you next time, OP!

7and7is 20

Friday 10 July 2015 13:58

Look up "Transvestite Hooker Story Doug Stanhope" on YouTube. Feel slightly better

FalloutScrolls 25

Friday 10 July 2015 13:59

This actually isn't the first time I've heard of a story like this involving Tinder or other online dating services. Regardless, you have a physical description to go with now, OP. Get the police involved.

sstahpp 33

Friday 10 July 2015 14:25

Meh. I've had worse.

chrisann1023 21

Friday 10 July 2015 14:47

Man that sucks :/ I hope you're okay!

vikky538 28

Friday 10 July 2015 14:53

Thats irony

bad_boyfriend 10

Friday 10 July 2015 15:00

You didn't go out with a girl. If you had gone out, you would have been in public and been fine. You tried to hook up with someone you apparently didn't even have a phone number for. Thats bush league.