Miscellaneous: Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few...

By Anonymous - 09/07/2015 19:46 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few months ago, my boys convinced me to go out with the cute girl I had been talking to on Tinder. However, she wasn't cute, or a girl. He robbed me. FML

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You deserved it 5 396

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By theuglyone - 14/11/2016 19:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML

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You deserved it 832

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than 2 hours after, thanks to the 3 different friends that all called me about it. FML

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You can't hurry love

By giffinator6 - 01/09/2023 10:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 111

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 613

Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 13:00 - South Korea - Suwon

Today, my girlfriend caught me using Tinder behind her back and now she wants to break up with me. I begged her to stay, but now we're kinda in between a friendship and a relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 82

You deserved it 2 649

Better off

By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 04:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML

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You deserved it 175

Swindling

By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 08:00

Today, I got dumped, but not before he swindled me out of my savings. This done by my sweetheart from 16 years ago, whom I reunited with when he called me 7 months ago. I had no reason not to trust him, his brother has been one of my BFFs for 20 years. Now I'm not only broke, but heartbroken, and have nowhere to go. FML

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You deserved it 218

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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You deserved it 2 774

By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

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You deserved it 3 445

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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You deserved it 2 876

SirMrButters 28

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Shoulda told him he was a pretty girl

theusediscool 26

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Never trust people on tinder...

Comments

soulxreaperx356 9

Saturday 11 July 2015 3:18

"Well you never asked!"

quarterbird 18

Saturday 11 July 2015 4:52

Where'd you meet up with him.When meeting some random internet person for the first time, most people meet somewhere public... so they aren't robbed, kidnapped, murdered, etc.

swiggins 3

Saturday 11 July 2015 6:24

and this is why real women have issues with guys believing that we really are women online, because of jerks like this

joshi42 16

Saturday 11 July 2015 8:32

Guess you misspelled "T" as "Gr".

Pokefinch27 17

Saturday 11 July 2015 8:54

Thats a little discomforting

Hop6e 22

Saturday 11 July 2015 14:08

Oh sweetheart! I'm so sorry. That's awful. Gah people can be the worst sometimes! At least now you know it can only go up hill right! Your next date will go brilliantly! I'm sorry, good luck hun. You deserve someone great.

GhettoFishy 8

Saturday 11 July 2015 15:31

"my boys"? Are you from the ghetto?

ForComments 1

Saturday 11 July 2015 19:09

I didn't even know there was mandatory language in the "ghetto". Maybe you're just a presumptuous asshole.

sophiasaishi 4

Saturday 11 July 2015 21:32

Sounds like somebody I know...

VoodooPriestess 16

Sunday 12 July 2015 5:24

If people insist to meet someone from online in person, please remember to have the meeting place be a public crowded area and go with friends. Thank you.