Intimacy: Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked... - FML

By Boned...hard - 28/01/2010 00:09 - France

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Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 17:02

Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

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By mer - 08/02/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

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By Fionaaaa? - 22/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my best friend confessed his love to me, and I confessed the same back. However, I have a boyfriend who gives me mixed signals and is rude but sometimes not, and my best friend isn't ready to date so for now it’s FWB, and he's also is starting to give a little bit of mixed signals. FML

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By handlin - 14/01/2010 06:45 - Mexico

Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML

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By betchyo - 01/10/2009 06:10 - United States

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Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML

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Hit and miss

By KitCatAttack - 11/10/2020 10:06

Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML

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mae18_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:43

and the douche bag award goes to

Radi0Waves 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:59

He's your BEST friend? You have great taste.

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xbbyitachilover 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:21

that's messed up. i confessed to one of my best friends that i liked him. he said that he'd like to hang out someday. man that is such a "FML" moment. sorry.

caper1234 0

Monday 1 February 2010 21:14

just **** him. sex is sex people. stop thinking you have to find "the one" just to get ur parts slippery. I find it very juvenile of those who can't let go and simply enjoy themselves if only for the undeniable fact that sex feels good. stop being dumb little 12 year olds, grow up and have some no strings attached orgasams.

happypapp12 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 14:08

What? Too soon?

cdilink 0

Monday 1 February 2010 10:15

god damn, I regret saying this but yeah if I were him I'd **** you upside down. :|

COBRAMORPH 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 10:15

& I bet you did too. ****.

Charz 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 19:49

Owow that sounds worst than my ex boyfriend... LoL Did you slap him across the face? You deserve so much better.

WhatDidYouSay0 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:13

hes a *****

adog5 0

Friday 5 February 2010 1:36

dude that's not right that persons a *****

weirdears 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:58

I think it's funny that when you click "I agree, your life sucks", it actually answers his question. :P

I_Em_Teh_Owna 0

Monday 15 February 2010 22:16

"Does this mean we can have sex?" "It defenatly does!" Lol XD

paramorefan125 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:05

Ur fault fer lovin a dooooouuuuucccccchhhheeeeee

sandiago123 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 22:56

Are you hot?? If so, give him what he wants and see if that changes his mind

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