Today after cooking dinner for the two of us, I asked my privileged... - FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2021 15:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today after cooking dinner for the two of us, I asked my privileged boyfriend if he could walk me home. He refused. After I spent 20 min explaining to him the dangers of walking home in a sketchy part of the city at sundown for a petite woman, he asks: “do you still want me to walk you home?” FML.

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