You just opened Pandora's box of people who seem to think it's 'cool' to be completely against anything modern that comes out. Before you get ripped to shreds, you're completely entitled to your opinion, and don't let anyone calling you an idiot or the movies stupid change that. :) Well, here's why I don't like the movies or books: -Sparkly vampires. I'm done.

Ugh. You liked the MOVIES??? I enjoyed all the Twilight books. Then I got half way through the first movie and was like, "What the **** is this boring shit?" and turned it off. 13, I don't know where you're getting that, unless the movies really deviate from the books. The reason I liked Jacob better than Edward was because Edward is a doormat with the same self-esteem issues as Bella.

@31 I read the books, enjoyed them, watched the film, thought it was shit, reread the books and realised all the good bits came from my own head. Turns out that, amongst other things, Victoria never made a deal with Lucifer for tendril-whip powers. :(

I don't recall him lying to her in the books. The closest he gets to that, that I can remember, is simply not telling her that Victoria is back so she doesn't panic. He leaves her without notice because Jasper almost killed her, and he thinks that he is putting her in danger by being with her. While he's gone he tries to track and kill Visitora and expects the werewolves to keep watch over Bella. He sabotages her truck because Jacob could transform into a deadly violent werewolf at any moment and fears for her life. Edward relents once she sneaks away to see Jacob and tells her, "If you really think you're safe with him then I trust your judgment," or something like that. I don't recall him ever telling her she's not good enough for him, except perhaps the one time he left her and I think he simply said, "You're no good for me," only because it was the only way he could think of to get her to accept the breakup. Nor do I recall him ever threatening to kill himself. He said he would, but not as a threat. He only said that he planned to kill himself once she died because he couldn't stand to live without her. Not exactly a threat, since death isn't something she can avoid (as a human) and she wouldn't know once she was dead anyway.

That may be true, but you do realize you're talking about a person in love triangle with two mythical creatures, right? Nothing even remotely similar to what happens in that story would ever happen in real life. I think it's silly to take something that's pure fantasy so seriously. It's like those people who hate Harry Potter because they promote the practice of witchcraft. Come on, people. Lighten up.

37 You know it's just a movie right? Just purely for entertainment. It's really not that serious. Movies are suppose to be fun, entertaining, interesting, etc. If most movies were too much like real life, who the hell would be going to watch them. Movies would be sooo boring. So actually all those negative comments about the movie, is making the movie more entertaining and fun to watch. Open your imagination--- you might just have a good time!

I did expect this comment to get buried and people to hate on twilight. I am glad to see i was wrong and to see fellow twilight fans here in the FML community :) And yes, the books are indeed better but I have to say the movies are equally breathtaking.

I was equally surprised! I think this is the first time someone mentioned they liked Twilight and they didn't get ganged up on by everybody and their mom. Oh, FML people. You make me so proud. *sniff* :')

Thank you gracehi !!! Us twilight fans in the FML community will increase and we will be more!!!!! At least I hope that :)

Okay guys, you have your right to dislike a movie, but if someone likes a movie, you don't have to criticize their movie tastes. This person enjoys the movies, they don't make them, telling them that you don't like their taste in movies won't make the movies go away. Even if some things about Bella and Edward's relationship were unhealthy, it was fictional, and it's not like it's a really realistic portrayal of a relationship, considering most relationships don't have vampires in them.

I just don't like the movies because the acting is shit, especially Kristen Stewart's acting.

good job. for some reason, these puns went over my head at first reading.

What a dazzling array of puns. I hope you get a nice, shiny medal for that run!

Of course! He'll show those tweens how to run a marriage!

Why did you post two comments on the same FML post? Though it's okey, you are funny :)

Since you want to know, it's because I wanted to reply to a comment, but I had already made another comment just a little time before, so they didn't let me post my reply straight away. So when I finally could reply, it had cancelled my target for said reply and my reply just landed in the comment zone at the end. I couldn't have any of that, so I editted my comment to this ;)