Love: Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged...

By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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Camy123_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:02

Omg how sad! :'(

Reyo 2

Friday 30 October 2009 0:53

Anyone else getting the vibe that this "boyfriend" isn't really her boyfriend?

Comments

ozymandias_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 20:42

Well, now you don't have to wonder... a second opinion is always nice to have. Loose some weight, learn to apply makeup, and stop being such a downer and you might eventually be worth dating.

crymeariver1984 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 20:52

It's LOSE some weight. Come on people! Do we have to go back to the FIRST GRADE!?

LMFAO_fail 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:43

Thank you...I HATE that mistake. It's so stupid.

Helpy 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 20:56

why the **** do you care? its an app notta spelling contest.

JohnnyTheFox 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:00

YDI for you delusionally thinking that he's your boyfriend.

jadetothes 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:02

he was probably joking ydi for having a shit sense of humour tbh :/

HBubble 3

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:12

ydi for being fat

themanplan 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:16

how do losers like this have thier posts put up??!! im sick of whiney bitches shittting on about the "boyfriend troubles"

polico_wolf 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:50

I bet you have been stalking him claiming that he is your boyfriend

tj727 1

Friday 21 October 2011 5:19

Thank you...I'm hoping I'm not the only one that gets the vibe that maybe OP is a creepy stalker chick...

kristidgranger 3

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:53

so he has to women?! jerk

gabby1995pena 4

Friday 24 June 2011 6:23

*two

haweb 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:58

I can see why you have low self-esteem with a boyfriend like that.

GJMO 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:03

Even the skinniest and the prettiest of girl feel fat and not quite right sometimes. Does not matter how you look, with all the crap sent out to girls, we ALL feel that sometimes. As for the bf , do not know what to say.