Love: Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged...

By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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Camy123_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:02

Omg how sad! :'(

Reyo 2

Friday 30 October 2009 0:53

Anyone else getting the vibe that this "boyfriend" isn't really her boyfriend?

Comments

pepolshet 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:15

Whats so hard to understand? Lay off the ******* chips fatty....

Ohnothingreally 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:28

Polygamist?

wakawakawaka_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:30

You either don't know your boyfriend well enough to know that he was joking, or you don't know your boyfriend well enough to know that you aren't in a relationship with him anymore. I hope you didn't complain about feeling fat and ugly constantly to your boyfriend, though if you did, I'm sure it would explain a few things..

xxXChiiXxx 2

Saturday 31 October 2009 2:37

But you know him well enough to know that he (supposidly) IS joking? He could have been serious. -___-

wakawakawaka_fml 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 4:37

Somebody decided to ignore the last half of my sentence, tsk tsk.

roundtheworld 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:51

http://www.sexy-lena.com/?uid=293038

Raiderwrstler65 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 23:37

maybe you should try not being so fat.

giganticbrain 0

Friday 30 October 2009 1:25

That's a good suggestion. You should also try listening to people like Raiderwrstler65 more often.

FlyingDutchmen60 0

Friday 30 October 2009 0:31

SLAP HIM!!!

noshitsherlock 0

Friday 30 October 2009 1:27

I'm sorry, but YOU DESERVE IT because CLEARLY, he is NOT your boyfriend. Too many idiot young girls thinking that they're in a serious "relationship"... uh huh

Naima915 1

Friday 30 October 2009 1:48

omg!! well I'm sure that u are beautiful and that he is a big poopie head!! u need to always remember that u don't need a man to make u happy. i know that's a cliche but it's sooo true!! bitch u got it going on!! NOW OWN IT!! AND...also check to see if he was joking. however if he didn't put "lol" after then that's problem and joking over the internet can be a bit confusing!! do yo thang baby!!