Love: Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged...

By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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Camy123_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:02

Omg how sad! :'(

Reyo 2

Friday 30 October 2009 0:53

Anyone else getting the vibe that this "boyfriend" isn't really her boyfriend?

Comments

wazdog 4

Friday 30 October 2009 3:06

YDI for 1. not having a sense of humor, 2. mistakenly thinking someone is your bf and/or 3. being fat and ugly.

Cristaderzi 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:15

Ydi for thinking its all about YOU! Big time ydi!!!

jonny2x4 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:29

SERVED!!!!! YDI for presuming you were the only one.

Mortanious 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:32

If he was joking then you should have sense of humor, or start building one, but judging from the mood of how this was written; you should dump that assfuck son of a ****.

JazzProphet 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:53

Everyone who says, "YDI FOR THINKING YOU'RE HIS ONLY GF!" is an idiot. A person should never have more than one significant other at a time. -_-"

CheapoBilo 0

Friday 30 October 2009 6:06

No one said that r-tard. they said she deserves it because she's a clingy bitch who jumped the gun by assuming that he was her boyfriend. He clearly tried to pull the old ****'n'flee but failed.

fits138 0

Friday 30 October 2009 6:48

Okay. So I'm getting kinda frustrated at the fact that everytime someone says they feel fat or ugly or whatever, the comments always feed on that and make the OP feel ten times worse. I mean, what if someone feeling 'fat' means they're 120lbs but weighed 115 a few months ago? Girls tend to exxagerate. And even so, if she is heavier, it's whatever. Some guys do like a little extra cushion. And maybe she gained afew lbs while they were 'dating'. But still, research shows that couples do tend to get comfortable with one another. My bf has gained a few and I've stopped wearin makeup all day everyday. But cmon she already feels shitty enough. We all have felt down on ourselves. And no, I am not overweight if you're assuming bc I'm defending her from being called fat and ugly. My BMI is way off. And not by choice. I drink two boosts a day and eat like 5meals a day and I'm still underweight. But anyways... Op: I'm sorry about your situation. Hopefully he was joking. If not, he's an asshole and if you were dating you no longer should be. And if you actually weren't and thought you were... Thank god you aren't!!! What an prick thing to do.

Addehhh 2

Friday 30 October 2009 6:58

Your boyfriend is a shingz-tard.

theonlyknownlink 0

Friday 30 October 2009 8:40

First off #10 and #28 your comments are awesome. XD And I hope he was kidding around because if he wasn't I'd dump his ass or ask who he DID mean... or both. :)