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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 17:02

Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By bad date - 13/06/2012 04:42 - United States - Bennet

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:14

Why didn't you just leave? YDI for being their doormat.

nhcc03 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:15

YDI for being a complete pushover. next time locate your sack and tell the guy and girl to pay for their own shit... you sucker.

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lem0n_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:27

YDI for being a pushover. Why the **** would you pay for them?

peach_blossom 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:30

One word, CHUMP!

idkweird 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:30

Wtf? YDI. You could have paid for yourself and her new bf could pay for them. You're an idiot to have agreed to let him come and to have paid for them. Your bad.

mgblaskewicz 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:31

God hate you

dark_path 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:35

YDI for going on a date with a *****.

bpepz 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:14

preach it brother!

pink0422 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:36

y d hell did u pay????

Flutist 3

Friday 29 January 2010 20:45

OMG, is he her pimp or something? You stupid ass chump, you paid for their date, you stayed when he showed up? I have heard of double dates but you were the best third wheel in the WORLD. No wonder your love life is in the shitter, you have no respect for yourself. You need to balls up and tell girl's like that, "I asked you out and you said yes. I wanted to get to know you, not you and all the guys who have been in your hallway ****! I don't double dip, bitch." Then you walk out and leave them. Did you give them a ride? Pay for them to share a dessert? Make sure you tucked them in? Did you gently go down on him before he entered her? You need to wise up. You were just used.

maa_rico 4

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:01

ok badass

xiFlyx 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:08

WiN xD

rnath23 4

Friday 9 July 2010 16:06

right on

HeeeB21 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:47

wat kind of virgin does something like that lol

scarsnstars45 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:50

you're a douche and you'll continue to be used and disposed like a douche until you GROW SOME BALLS and tell girls how you really feel about them instead of allowing them to take advantage of you for a laugh. YDI

kyarush 10

Friday 29 January 2010 20:54

your the pussy that didn't tell her to **** off then bail

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