Animals: Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog,...

By englishtrio - 18/04/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By ciararow - 14/04/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 23:56 - United States - La Verne

Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML

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By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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By Hurrikhan - 23/03/2013 11:43 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 02:45 - United States - Chillicothe

Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML

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By mista hunna - 08/09/2016 05:31 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML

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Cough up

By anbrown6 - 12/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

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mewzik 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:05

Ouch, that sucks I would definitely get others involved to get your dog back But how did your neighbors not even know that it was your dog?

ForestFire0 1

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:10

That's why you have those chips implanted. To fight back against scumbags like these. What a pair of grade-A assholes.

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Rewban 0

Monday 28 September 2009 20:42

Not to sound redundant, but show the neighbours proof of your ownership, and if they refuse to cooperate after that, call the authorities. If you have no proof, it's still your dog, march into their yard, take it back, and tell them to **** off.

Guitarist45 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 23:50

Dude, I'd flip the hell out if I was you.....

Whiterabbitm1 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:47

in most states if you have ANY proof of ownership a picture of the dog with you, tags or anything along those lines you can take your neighbors to court... you'll get your dog back and they will be stuff with paying the court costs

plas7icman 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:35

if there your neighbours how have they never seen their new dog before i.e with you

unilpentium 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 7:45

Hi everyone. I have committed myself to waging war agains FML's massive overusage and misusage of the words "realized," "noticed," "discovered," and "learned." Here are some synonyms you can use instead: Detected, discerned, distinguished, picked up on, recognized, saw, spotted, observed, became concious of, comprehended, grasped, knew, took in, understood, attained, ascertained, came across, contrived, determined, disclosed, identified, perceived, revealed, and unearthed. Please, bring linguistic diversity to FML.

sheltergirl87 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 14:49

Pets (all pets) need to have collars with tags, you should already have vet records and pictures of your pets, and microchips for them. Its the responsible thing to do.