By systematicpanic - 20/03/2014 16:48 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, after finishing an essay at the library, I fell asleep and had a dream about the essay crawling out through my laptop screen and trying to kill me. I woke by the librarian shaking me and telling me to stop screaming. I was mortified. FML
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I'm in second year of uni, and it was a nap i took to psyche myself up for starting the next essay I have to submit by Monday :P so yeah stress is the word!

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Shouldn't Spongebob have taught you not to fall asleep writing an essay?

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AllThingsBright_ 11

Times up, OP. Why OP? Why couldn't you just write your essay?! STOP WASTING TIME!!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

That is a great idea for a short horror story. You totally need to right that one down.

You totally need to write write right...

to be fair she technically did when she wrote the FML. But yeah I agree. It's very... Stephen King.

What does the essay actually look like though?

YellowKettleBell 31

It was an essay on Freud, right?

So it's okay for a librarian to shake people, but when I shake a baby everyone loses their minds.

That is horrible. I reeeeaaalllyyy hope you're just kidding. Still not a very good subject to joke about...

Of course it was a joke! Sometimes I just like to troll, but I still have no clue why people are so sensitive to jokes like that. Maybe I'm just a sick person haha

CurlyQute 17

Hahahahaha this made my day!!!

That's what you get for actually writing an essay. Those things are for Idiots. I'm an elementary school drop-out and now look at me: Essay-less

I imagined this as very "the ring"-ish. But it kinda made me laugh to think of an essay with long black hair. Lol.