By mosaicevolution - 03/01/2015 04:04 - United States - Decatur

Today, after finishing my second glass of wine, I walked out of the bathroom and saw the tag on my hair dryer from last year's rehab visit. FML
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tigrouficele2012 44

Forgive my stupidity, but I have no idea what "the tag on my hair dryer from last year's rehab visit" actually means. None of the meanings for the word "tag" that I know of make any sense in context, and I can't figure out what the hair dryer and rehab have to do with each other. Any extremely charitable person willing to explain what's going on?

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19990231 29

Although two glasses of wine is not bad, if you have had problems with alcohol before, this (relapse?) could lead you down a slippery slope.

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capnbzarr 43

So, you just forgot you're an alcoholic? I really don't get this FML.

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SmittyJA24 26

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

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kalbrek009 20

Not sure why you were drinking wine in your bathroom, but I guess rehab (in your mind)is for quitters? If you're an alcoholic & it was bad enough that you needed rehab, does it not make sense to stay away from alcohol all together? I gave you a YDI because of that fact.

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limabeans101029 20

Staying away from alcohol can probably be quite difficult for recovering alcoholics. Addiction is a powerful thing.

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Kittyphysics 21

tomorrows another day. hang in there op. addictions a bitch and youre not alone *hug*

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Bugger_off 8

One day at a time! Wish you all the best. To everyone who thinks that having two glasses is no problem at all: for alcoholics, that can be a serious problem. And abstainance is a lot easier than moderation.

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spring212 7

Did nobody catch the fact that the OP was drinking in the bathroom (walked out of bathroom after drinking second glass of wine)? Drinking alone, and hiding it from others, are two huge red flags, especially for someone who's already been in rehab. OP, please seek help before the drinking escalates further.

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Isa_fml 20

Or, had two glasses of wine, went to the bathroom, and then noticed the tag. You're reaching.

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spring212 7

Then the OP needs to word it more clearly, 'cause that wasn't reaching.

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bsums203 13

Im confused but maybe some self control and not drinking in the bathroom?

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mike762414 6

1. OP doesn't state whether rehab visit was due to alcohol or not. Therefore, we can NOT conclude whether alcohol was their issue or not.

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MercyFrag 22

Addiction doesn't always involve one substance, quite often addicts can "relapse" with something else. Though that's not always the case; it's an unfortunate cycle none the less.

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lbanks_fml 10

Yeah, WTF? Go to rehab, get a hair dryer? Sounds like a pretty sweet deal,......but....... Think I'll just keep drinking.

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