Intimacy: Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious...

By housewiththinwalls - 10/10/2014 23:22 - Sweden

Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious fight for hours, I'm now listening to their make-up sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By Headphones - 21/07/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML

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Too much information, thanks

By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 18:00

Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML

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My ears! My ears!

By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 05:15

Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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My ears!

By PoorMe - 22/02/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML

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By messyfamily - 19/09/2010 07:31 - Australia

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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marinegrant 14

Saturday 11 October 2014 10:01

Look at the bright side, Make up sex is always better then divorce

Noheartbeat 19

Saturday 11 October 2014 10:02

At least they made up. Put some music on. :P

Comments

Jooslex 19

Monday 13 October 2014 0:55

At least they're still together

demonfacee 14

Monday 13 October 2014 5:57

I feel bad for you. You should go to your room and make fake sex noises to piss them off. That, or you can put some music on.

natalinagan 9

Monday 13 October 2014 6:11

Hate it when that happens I feel ta bro

BirdMockingBlack 12

Friday 24 October 2014 9:30

I wrote a short-story about this. Interesting, isn't it?

prettygurl89 16

Saturday 25 October 2014 21:20

You were probably the result of make up sex OP lol :D

DesignerVagina 4

Saturday 22 November 2014 6:12

I feel ya, I have thin walls too

1337X_Gloves 6

Sunday 4 January 2015 10:01

can anyone tell me how this could be a YDI? I can't figure out how there are 2k YDI votes

p34chy_98 14

Tuesday 28 April 2015 5:40

Story of my life

J15237 25

Thursday 28 May 2020 18:21

Is it not a good thing that they are making up?

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