By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 17:34 - Canada

Spicy
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 734
You deserved it 25 777

Same thing different taste

Top comments

If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D

Comments

SpartanGoddess 0

guys who say they dnt kiss dere girls after a bj are liein... dere jus sayin dey dnt cuz dey dnt wanna look unmanly or too homophobic to admit... man up jeez none of my exes had an issue... u guys are jus young and inexperienced jus like the OP's BF

lwdjaymac 1

The way you talk makes it sounds like you're about 12 yourself.

this isn't a fml, it's hilarious is what it is. my bf doesn't like being kissed after either though he does on occasion but if he ever said that to me I'd probably fall off the bed in shear laughter. it was a funny and somewhat epic way of telling you he didn't want you to kiss him, take it as a compliment, he could of said "don't kiss me you nasty bitch" than mooshed your face. lol

ihateuall 0

to the spartangoddess: please sell you computer, as the keyboard is mutilated enough. To anyone who thinks that the OPs BF is stupid, kissing your girlfriend after having her suck your dick is like jacking off into your mouth. I can understand if someone is fine with getting semen in their mouth, but its not a case of homophobia (also, spartangoddess said that they dont want to look too homophobic, but saying that they hook up with their GF after a bj wouldn't make them homophobic) so much of a case of "I dont want to eat semen.") It's not really unreasonable. Also, another 'wise' comment by spartangoddess: "man up jeez none of my exes had an issue..." Man up? Sorry, man up??? Ok everyone, your not manly unless you ingest your own semen.

johnfuknstamos 0

that is 100% correct what he did. props to him

#82 say the number of the person you're talking about cuz I didn't say any of that so I no ur not talking about me.

dugumit 0

wow ur boyfriend is very vanilla. what's his favorite position? doggy lol. zzzzzzzzzzz.

dickster 0

the sodomizer... are you saying you make people gay?

lol... I totally understand y he does that . well next time kiss before u go down for him~ if not wash ur mouth with something

He wants to cum in your mouth but then won't kiss you,it would be his last bj