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By Username - 27/11/2010 02:30 - United States

Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

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By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

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By melissa1028 - 18/10/2014 02:23 - United States

Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML

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By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By Rejection - 04/05/2010 07:33 - France

Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2012 18:48 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML

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Saturday 27 November 2010 10:12

lol ydi for sending a slaggy photo

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 27 November 2010 10:21

I hope you know that half of his friends, some of your friends, and maybe even some relatives have seen it by now, if you're really hot. And those ten minutes of silence probably mean he was jerking off to the picture. You deserve it a little for sending it.. But mostly FYL for not knowing he's probably a dick. I'm serious about the first part, though.. Someone close to me still gets recognized from her ex posting/sending pics of her naked.. And it's been over a year.

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klong91 7

Saturday 27 November 2010 14:17

YDI it's obvious that most guys who ask for those kinds of pictures aren't looking for anything serious.

Mikemann1522 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 14:26

he was Beaton his meat!!

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 27 November 2010 14:30

You are an idiot.

chall16thvet 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 14:37

Umm I wanna see. Can I see? Send me the pic I promise ill write back.

aliaskis 3

Saturday 27 November 2010 15:40

Well that is creepy. You make me want to not even have a picture up. Creeper.

FallinngForYoux3 6

Saturday 27 November 2010 15:04

^clever.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 15:06

I'm curious as to what you thought would happen. Did he already know what you look like? If so, did you think the sexy pic was necessary to convince him to be in a relationship with you? Does that sound logical? You didn't require a sexy pic to know you liked him. If he didn't know what you look like, then I would guess you don't know him well enough to send him sexy pics that you obviously attach importance to. Seriously, what did you think would happen? I hope you weren't in too compromising a position and that this bloke is not the type to sharethe pics. Be aware that what you put out in public lives there forever. You could be judged harshly when you are applying for a job 10 years from now and Google comes up with sexy pics.

LilaBear 1

Saturday 27 November 2010 15:28

you sent a photo of yourself half-naked to a guy you're not even dating?? Have some self-respect. And don't anybody bring up the bikini argument, I would say the same to girls who parade around the beach flashing that much of themselves too.