Miscellaneous: Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm...

By Anonymous - 29/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By veggiegal - 13/02/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2021 04:01

Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML

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Pay no mind

By Jlhfan90 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML

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Missed the point

By Anonymous - 17/09/2023 16:00

Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 14:00

Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML

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By Aly - 15/08/2013 07:10 - United States - Ontario

Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2018 03:30 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML

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Digging my heels in

By jj. - 03/01/2023 21:00

Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML

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By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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By loves the smell of burning flesh - 01/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I drove past a fragrant steakhouse and my mouth began to water and my stomach started rumbling, which would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan and an animal lover. My confused body craves burning flesh. FML

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Friday 29 January 2010 12:09

It's ok, I don't think Big Mac's actually contain any real meat. Unless by 'meat' you mean grease and newspaper...

Cupcaken 0

Friday 29 January 2010 12:15

YDI for taking a bet that goes against your values in life. that's just stupid.

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wyld3fyr3 3

Friday 29 January 2010 15:42

YDI for it being a big mac instead of some quality meat. Go eat at a kosher deli or something.

murhaaja 14

Friday 29 January 2010 15:44

hahaha, you're so stupid! you shouldn't eat that anyway, if u didn't want to, no one would make you eat that. or u shouldn't bet about that

csd_fml 5

Friday 29 January 2010 15:46

YDI for accepting a dumb bet when it comes to real, deep convictions. I've been a vegetarian for five years and I wouldn't accept any bet about eating meat.

just_sammie27 7

Friday 29 January 2010 15:48

wow...everyone on here is so defensive and angry. :o. deep breathes people. u can do it.

thisbrokenpuzzle 0

Friday 29 January 2010 15:54

and how exactly is your life ******?

perdix 29

Friday 29 January 2010 15:54

You could be the mascot for McDonald's like Jared is for Subway! Instead of a fattie attaining fitness on their food, you were a vegetarian who was converted to omnivorism by the deliciousness of Mickey D's.