By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
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Tikwichka 5

Ugh, now there's an image I don't want in my head!

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gozar_fml 1

Just make sure you're not the one in walmart with short shorts.

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youguysaredumb 0

do you people seriously not have anyone better to make fun of than fat people? or would that require too much thought? anyway is it so funny when it is due to a medical reason? i've personally gone back and forth between fat and thin due to cysts inside of me that could possibly cause cancer as well...is cancer as funny as being fat too?

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pumpkin_cat 0

If you have a problem with binge eating, if you diet all the time but you can't keep the weight off, you may be a compulsive overeater. It's not your fault, and there is hope. Check out Overeaters Anonymous--it's free, there are no weigh ins, and there's no judgment. www.oa.org can help you find a meeting near you.

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marsty 0

YDI do something about it ya fat ass

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letitbe56 0

Do you also have to fill the tub less full so it doesn't overflow?

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expen_dable 0

saying "I would put up a pic but I cant because (insert random reason here) translates to "I'm 400 pounds and I breathe through my mouth"

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bubber 0

Really? Why would you post that? I don't need to hear about your ass cheeks rolling over your thighs. Not somthing the general population needs to know about. You deserve all the fat jokes just for giving me a mental image.

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yourmom5 2

that is very gross!!!!

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mjolene 0

@nuke-0... bet your fat too, haha , fat people are gross. your gross.

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nuke_o 0

#234 very original comeback. congrats! :) I am fat if you think a girl who wears size 8 jeans 36D bra is fat then go ahead. FYI: you telling me that I am fat probably makes you the fat one here bud;) just saying.

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