By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
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scottovious 0

That sucks. Jaw pain is horrid. So Sorry, I hope it gets better...

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Glidefedt 6

YDI for choosing a sandwich as your first meal. You could've predicted it.

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rebecca_marie_21 0

I broke my jaw and was wired shut for 2 months as well. You should of been eating really soft stuff like pudding and egg salad. FAIL

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fatman1970 25

I know a few women that could do with their jaws wired shut... ;-)

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EricaGK11 4

I know how that feels i did that too. but you should still stick to soft foods for like 2 more weeks

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darklight549 2

Thats what you get for not spelling right..... Everyone knows its a sammich not that disgusting word.

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

Next time, don't try and see if you can open your mouth wider than a basilisk.

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TOL_fml 6

What were your parents fed up with hearing you talk they just had to shut the ol' chomper lmao. But hey, that seriously sucks fyl

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Hidden_Angel 0

I feel your pain on the not eatin much part, i had my jaw wired shut for about the same amount of time when i had jaw surgery about 3 years ago. Hope you get better, sendin tons of support to ya.

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