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By sister sister - 25/11/2013 17:38 - United States - Rhinebeck

Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML

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By geniusdrunk - 09/08/2019 02:00

Today, after a month of sobriety, I woke up in my ex-girlfriend's house with absolutely no recollection as to how I got there. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By Oliver - 08/03/2022 12:00

Today, I went on a second date with a girl that I like and had a really good time while with her. We got pretty drunk and then went back to mine. When things started to get sexy, I accidentally called her by her sister's name. A girl I don’t even know. FML

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By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By Freechbear - 17/09/2011 17:21 - United States

Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML

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By Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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All in the family

By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Moose Factory

Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML

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By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 20:55 - Australia - Caroline Springs

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML

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hawtrox22 13

Monday 25 November 2013 22:33

keeping it in the family? lol you must know exactly what you like in a woman if 2 of them are so alike they're sisters...

TheNewMirage 10

Monday 25 November 2013 22:33

I wish you very good luck at breakfast.. especially when the family is all together

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Pinkfun69 4

Tuesday 26 November 2013 5:08

Dog!!

StzaCrack666 18

Tuesday 26 November 2013 5:11

my one rule is newer is always better

Raging_hamster 5

Tuesday 26 November 2013 5:22

Shouldn't have been a *****..

swedeNix 13

Tuesday 26 November 2013 5:52

Hahaha that happened to me once as well:)

yesyesnonono 10

Tuesday 26 November 2013 6:11

You banged your ex's sister. You won. I'm really not seeing how this is an "FML".

xSkittle 16

Tuesday 26 November 2013 18:02

Wow you are so mature.

misspaperwait 4

Tuesday 26 November 2013 6:36

In the words of lonely island and akon, doesn't matter had sex :)

Virtual_BS 13

Tuesday 26 November 2013 6:52

How is this an FML? It sounds to me like you scored. Did you make this post just to brag?

BrotherPhil 35

Tuesday 26 November 2013 10:58

Little sister don't you do what what your big sister done.

jddrinker 6

Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:24

I don't see a problem here.

IllestRated 17

Tuesday 26 November 2013 12:03

Subconscious payback?

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Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML

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Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

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Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality, he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML

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Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

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Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

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Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

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