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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 00:11 - United States

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML

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Tuesday 6 December 2011 2:50

Maybe if you put on a little more glitter...

Lanceeden 12

Tuesday 6 December 2011 2:52

I find it funny his fml name is anonymous. I know his true identity....STEVE. -dramatic chipmunk stare-

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xxSTITCHESxx 4

Tuesday 6 December 2011 8:58

i think he new!:D

music4ever101 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 9:05

Mr.Scrooge much don't worry the Christmas ghosts will show him wht Crustmas is about

klorehore 24

Tuesday 6 December 2011 12:09

I think that's pretty damn funny

LilaBear 1

Tuesday 6 December 2011 12:18

oh, that sucks. I'm not sure why you bothered spending days on a christmas card, but regardless of how much time you spent on a card, it's pretty douchey of the receiver to say "**** off" and throw it in the trash right in front of you. Just not cool.

Gothicbunnyx3 16

Tuesday 6 December 2011 13:20

Aw I feel so bad, your boss is an asshole. :(

PYLrulz 17

Tuesday 6 December 2011 13:34

So you're the type of asshole that kisses up to the boss!!! YDI

randa92 3

Tuesday 6 December 2011 13:41

You should have just worked hard at work to get your christmas bonus.

kiddykat14 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 14:09

Thats so fruity. Good trying through !

MyPerspective 4

Tuesday 6 December 2011 15:27

Nobody likes a boot licker... **** off was right. Don't try too hard to get noticed, you'd be a pain in the arse.

horrorfreaknj 1

Tuesday 6 December 2011 15:35

So you wasted days making a Christmas card for your boss (in a pathetic effort to suck up to him), he saw right through your b.s & more or less wiped his ass with art project ? Sounds like you got what you deserved. (For all the effort you put in, I'm sure the card still looked terrible & should serve as a reminder that you should never attempt to do anything ever again.)