By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 00:11 - United States

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML
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killak41 9

Maybe if you put on a little more glitter...

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Lanceeden 12

I find it funny his fml name is anonymous. I know his true identity....STEVE. -dramatic chipmunk stare-

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stevenmx86 7

Ydi for spending days on a Christmas card for your boss.. Are you in kindergarten calling your teacher your boss?

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yourlifesfucked 0

'cause a lot of kindergarten teachers tell their students to '**** off'. Totes, brah.

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LukaInTheSky 3

He also deserves it for calling it a 'seasonal greeting card'

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Joanlysn 0

That's what happens when you kiss ass. if you wanna a christmas bonus work hard, If it was that simple everyone would be doing it...

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GrahamAker 3

Eh you shouldn't be a dick. You had too do something.

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kateheartswaffle 0

Just start bawling; enjoy your unemployment.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Sign his cell number up for as many 'paid alerts' online as you can, report his credit cards stolen (if you have access to his vital information), arrange to have his home 're landscaped' during a workday when he's. It home, report that his car 'may' be used in any recent illegal activity, etc. (these are just a few select ideas, your creativity may vary) Have some 'holiday' fun with him. Be sure to wish him Seasons Greetings.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Of course you should never really do any of these things, but it's lovely to think about.

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Joanlysn 0

That's how people get fired, great psychopath advice there.

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AlikeSeeker9 10

Yah very good idea unless everything gets traces right back to you so not only do you lose your jobs but you go to jail. If he gets tracked down of course with the computer logs and all that retracing back to him. Very good ideas though.

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criminalmindsfan 0

Well I think it sounds fun, Merry Christmas!

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stewpididiot 11

Oh, Capitan O... I LIKE your style !!! That ***** right out of the Book of Revenge !!

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ohmandapants 16

Well Steve, maybe if you didn't keep trying to have your head up his ass, he would like you more. Some people don't like having someone constantly kissing ass for approval. (and it sounds like that's what you're doing). Grow a backbone, maybe then your boss would have respect for you... Sorry 'bout the card though, must have been something if you spent DAYS on it.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

You know what would've been funny? If your name wasnt Steve.

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omgcookeys 15

Well, isn't he delightful?

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YummiGummi 0

asshole boss ya got there

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